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    February 12

    is it U n ME

    A FRIEND is a tissue when u can“t stop crying
     A FRIEND is a shoulder when u feel like dying
     A FRIEND always listens when u have something to say
     A FRIEND is a week when u just need a day 
     A FRIEND is a crutch when u have a broken heart 
     A FRIEND is some glue when everything falls apart
    A FRIEND is a sun when the rain just won“t stop 
     A FRIEND is ur mom when u run into a cop
     A FRIEND is a phone call when u can“t leave ur home 
     A FRIEND is a hand when u feel all alone
     A FRIEND is a wing if u want to fly
     A FRIEND understands without knowing why
     A FRIEND is an ear for a secret to tell 
     A FRIEND is an aspirin when ur head hurts like hell 
     A FRIEND is a love that can never let go
    March 07

    Simple friends v/s Real friends

      A simple friend has never seen you cry.
      A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

     

      A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
      A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

     

      A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
      A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.

     

      A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
      A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

     

      A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
      A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

     

      A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
      A real friend could blackmail you with it.

     

      A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. 
      A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

     

      A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
      A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after  u've had a fight.

     

      A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
      A real friend expects to always be there for you!

     

      A simple friend will read and throw this letter away.
      A real friend will keep sending it until he's sure it's been Received.

     

    Sooooo just make sure in life.............

     

    who u want to be ?   

    N   

    Whom do u have ?

     

    February 23

    a few creepy incidents but true

     
    *You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you

    *Your cousin is said to have "gone abroad to get married", but you know he?s doing time in prison

    *You were taught never to talk to strangers at primary school, yet your parents force you to call a complete stranger "Auntie"

    *Your uncles crack jokes that aren't even funny

    *Your remote control is still in its plastic packet

    *You use your religion to get yourself out of almost anything e.g. P.E, class discussions, debates, etc.

    *You secretly meet your boyfriend/girlfriend in the most obvious places (e.g. your front garden) and expect NOT to get caught by your parents

    *ure mum starts speakin broken english in highly populated areas

    *Your brothers mate has a crush on you but he's scared of your brother

    *you go pakistan and the whole village is ure aunty and uncle

    *your kichen is always full of buy 1 get 1 free items

    *u go to cheap shops and still ask for discounts

    *You get a b'day present and open carefully so u can use the wrappin for next time

    *you prefer your friends family

    *you jus got married and your mother in law keeps askin for good news

    *you always go for cruises in your dads car but only to empty the petrol tank

    *the clothes that are small for you get passed on in the generation

    *You studied A Level Maths but still think its possible to fit 100 people into 1 car

    *You wear sunglasses in hail, sleet and snow

    *Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex

    *You hire a convertible in mid-December

    *You secretly watch "ZEE T.V." but pretend you've never heard of it

    *Your car is better than your house

    *You think you're part of the MAFIA, yet you study Law

    *You seem to think that this list DOES NOT apply to you

    *You become obsessed with a member of the opposite sex, ring their house everyday, follow them home and get rejected (you then ask out their best mate)

    *You think its a sin if you admit you've revised before an exam

    *Your wear DKNY yet your mum buys material from Sunday Market

    *You've failed your driving test 6 times, but you've been driving for the past 3 years

    *You're related to your husband/wife even before you married them

    *You're the last person to see your wedding card and the person you're getting married to

    *Even your underwear is designer

    *You dance at a complete strangers wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)

    *You achieve A*s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

    *you get excellent grades in GCSE's then u go get married

    *Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you

    *There is a tub of "PRIDE GHEE" and a sack of "TILDA BASTMATI" in your hallway

    *Your mum asks you what you want to be when youýre 6 six years old and you say, "a Bollywood Superstar" ten years later your still saying the same thing

    *You think you're life is just ONE BIG INDIAN FILM

    *You seem to think that an ordinary car is a racing car and ordinary roads are racing tracks, thus explaining why you speed around thinking youýre Damon Hill

    *You were forced to watch Indian films during your childhood, and then your parents wonder why you lack in intelligence

    *You hardly ever take prescribed medicines because your parents have their own herbal cures at home

    *Unknown "relatives" start ringing your house on the day that your exam results are coming out

    *You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way

    *Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on TV.

    *You have 3 hobbies: CHILL, CHILL and CHILL

    *You have to offer guests tea even before they've stepped into your house

    *You think you have the ability to take on the entire police force

    *You dress identical to your friends and your favorite color is black

    *Girls: Your brother thinks he's your dad

    *Your wedding takes place in either a community centre or a crappy restaurant

    *You know how an Indian film will end even before it's started (but you still watch it)

    *You're related to your doctor

    *You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven't seen half of these people in your life)

    *At school, your parents were never aware of Parents Evening (and if they did attend Parents Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist)

    *You arrive late at every party

    *At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you're eating
    *Your phone line has been cut off at home, yet you own more than one mobile phone

    *In primary school, your parents forced you to wear a glittery jumper with cats on it

    *In high school, you teacher kept asking you if you were "forced to do things"

    *In college, you either witnessed or were involved in a fight

    *In University, you went to a Bhangra gig that ended with a big fight involving weird men wearing glittery pants and tacky golden earrings

    *Your dad wears big, tinted-colored sunglasses from the 60s (don't even get us started on the yellow shirts)

    *Your parents find no criticisms in an Indian film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back up again, people burst into song when their relatives are dying, evil politicians rule the world, and even the police don't give a crap (and then they wonder why you prefer to watch "Eastenders")

    *You get over-excited when you see another Asian person on TV.

    *You have attended every MELA ever organized

    *You lie to your parents about where you've been

    *You know the name of every Asian person in College/University, and they know your name but you never get on

    *You know the lyrics to every Indian song ever written, but you deny it

    *You come home to the sounds of Asian Sound Radio

    *Your auntie always wants you to have a secret relationship with her son/daughter

    *You are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet

    *You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: "Toylat"

    *You never go to the library "to work"

    *A member of the opposite sex simply says "hello" and you accuse them of stalking you

    *You receive phone calls from complete strangers (either that or you're handing your number out to complete strangers)

    *You own a gold chain with your name engraved on it

    *Guys: you lock your sister up and then go out chilling yourself

    *You have cousins that you've never even heard of

    *At Bollywood superstar concerts you're more interested in the people in the audience than the actual stars performing the show

    *You receive a prank phone call at least once a week

    *When celebrating a religious festival, you suddenly feel the need to scream and shout,

    Best moments in life


    *1. Falling in love.*

    *2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. *

    *3. Enjoying a ride down the ocuntry side. *

    *4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. *

    *5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. *

    *6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. *

    *7. Passing your final exams with good grades. *

    *8. Being part of an interesting conversation.*

    *9. Finding some money in some old pants.*

    *10. Laughing at yourself. *

    *11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.*

    *12. Laughing without a reason. *

    *13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you. *

    *14. Watching the sunset. *

    *15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. * 

    *16. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone.*

    *17. Having a great time with your friends.*

    *18. Seeing the one you love happy. *

    *19  Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume. *

    *20  Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories. *

    *21 Hearing some telling you "I LOVE YOU" *

    *"True friends come in the good times when we tell them to,

                                          BUT

    come in the bad times.....without calling."*